Harvey is taking his first airplane flight. This is the fourth time he’s been on an airplane, but the first time he has stayed on board after the airplane door was shut. He is deathly afraid of flying and is taking no chances of anything going wrong. He has brought with him every good luck charm imaginable, and puts David, the unwilling passenger next to him, in charge of keeping his neurosis at a minimum. When David gives up and abandons his task, Harvey telephones his psychiatrist to talk him through the flight. Harvey is furious about being put on hold and hangs up and calls his psychic to finish the job. She does, and makes a few predictions with both settling and unsettling results.
Published in the collection If God Wanted Us To Fly He Would Have Given Us Wings!
- Genre: Parody / Spoof
- Time Period: Present Day
- Cast Attributes: Not Applicable
- Target Audience: Adult, Senior, Pre-Teen (Age 11 - 13), Teen (Age 14 - 18)