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The Creature Creeps!

Full-Length Play, Comedy  /  8w, 4m

This hilarious send up of the horror story genre has an ancient castle, creaking doors, a mad scientist, his misshapen assistant, a grim housekeeper, secret laboratory, shrieks from the depths of the cellar, disappearing villagers, an incredibly stalwart and stupid hero of sterling character, the scientist's absolutely dopey daughter, and so many laughs you'll lose count.

The Creature Creeps!

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    8w, 4m
  • Duration
    Duration
    90 minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Farce, Mystery/Thriller, Parody / Spoof

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Summary
This hilarious send up of the horror story genre has an ancient castle, creaking doors, a mad scientist, his misshapen assistant, a grim housekeeper, secret laboratory, shrieks from the depths of the cellar, disappearing villagers, an incredibly stalwart and stupid hero of sterling character, the scientist's absolutely dopey daughter, and so many laughs you'll lose count. The setting (designed for both proscenium and in the round performances) is the parlor of Castle Von Blitzen in the Carpathian Mountains of Transylvania. Where is the Baron Von Blitzen's secret laboratory? That's what the terrified villagers would like to know and when the scientist and his assistant convert the innocent parlor into a fiend's experimental station, the ingenuity of the set provokes both laughter and applause.
Keywords
DONALD VON BLITZEN - a mild-mannered mad scientist
DAISY VON BLITZEN - his dopey daughter
FRANK STERLING - Daisy's betrothed
BABSY BALLOU - Daisy's school chum
MORD - Donald's little helper
GRETCHEN TWITCHILL - Donald's housekeeper
*HANS SHTUNKEN - a doctor
*FRITZ SHTUNKEN - a lawyer
*OTTO SHTUNKEN - a merchant
*HEINRICH SHTUNKEN - a chief
HANNAH ZITZEN - Han's fiancee
FREDA ZITZEN - Fritz's fiancee
OLGA ZITZEN - Otto's fiancee
HEIDI ZITZEN - Heinrich's fiancee
MARITZA - their eldest sister
*THE CREATURE - ?????

The same performer plays all five of the roles marked with * in the descriptions listed.

  • Time Period 19th Century
  • Features Period Costumes
  • Additional Features Special Effects
  • Duration 90 minutes
  • Cautions
    • Alcohol

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  • Minimum Fee: £70 per performance plus VAT when applicable.

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Jack Sharkey

Jack Sharkey (1931-1992) was born on May 6, 1931 in Chicago, Illinois. He began writing when he was 10 years old. He graduated from college with a BA in Creative Writing and taught school from 1953 to 1955. In mid-1955, Mr. Sharkey enlisted in the Army, serving at Sandia Base ...

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