Tony: The head barman of the hotel is clever and resourceful. He runs the hotel and lets the hotel manager just think he does. 30-40
Avril: The mysterious guest, a sophisticated lady or a snoop of some kind? Attractive 40-year old.
David: The hotel manager. Mid-50s and in a mid-life crisis. A worried man, pompous and trying to convince himself and everyone else that he is in charge.
Tanya: A barmaid. Attractive 20-30 year old. A little bit naieve.
Sean: The reception porter. A fantastist starring in his own imagined stories but falls to pieces when faced with reality. 20s or 30s
Lucy, A waitress. 50s. Dim, silly and hysterical.
Boris Borishnikov: A Russian guest, imposing and charismatic. Is he a spy Russian mafia or as he says a business man? 50s