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Valentine, the Quintessential Vampire

Full-Length Play, Comedy  /  3w, 2m

Peter Brammer

Valentine, the Quintessential Vampire
by Peter Brammer

"Peter Brammer has turned the whole vampire genre on its head giving it a fresh, witty, novel and funny twist ... a clever and quirky comedy." - The Heather Brothers

Valentine, a 100-year-old human-vampire hybrid, late-night florist living in Putney, is waiting for his full vampiric traits to kick in. He …

Valentine, the Quintessential Vampire

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    3w, 2m
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Mystery/Thriller

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Summary
Valentine, a 100-year-old human-vampire hybrid, late-night florist living in Putney, is waiting for his full vampiric traits to kick in. He lives with his sister Natalia and is incredibly lonely until the bubbly Hayley wanders into his shop. Things between vampire and mortal develop quickly, much to the dissatisfaction of Natalia, who calls Valentine's parents to deal with the situation. As things become serious, Valentine begins to question his identity and whether Natalia's advice is in his best interests. Can a vampire have a healthy relationship with a mortal that doesn't end in blood being spilt? Can vampires eat garlic bread? Why is that waiter wearing a gas mask? And just how easy is it to turn into a bat? These are the questions that plague Valentine, the quintessential vampire.
Valentine, not a typical vampire: a fairly normal, good-looking young man. His complexion is paler than normal.
Natalia, an effortlessly attractive vampire, dark hair, pale skin and always dressed to impress.
Hayley, Valentine's love interest
  • Time Period Contemporary

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"Peter Brammer has turned the whole vampire genre on its head giving it a fresh, witty, novel and funny twist ... a clever and quirky comedy." - The Heather Brothers

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